2011 Summer Preview: Barnet transfer for Rooney, Tottenham’s new sponsors, Chelsea’s unsackable manager and more
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Thanks to Twitter,the green light for the “Silly Season” to begin has been nicely and truly lit. As we head for the sun, tabloids and social media internet sites are preparing to fill inches with nonsense, here are a couple of of the stories which will have us pulling our hair out.
Barnet Transfer for Rooney
Before the people from Underhill get too excited, the England and Manchester United striker has not signed for the Bees. Rooney has joined the sporting legends of Austin Healy, Shane Warne and Graham Gooch by having a hair transplant.
Undoubtedly the WAGS of United will call it the “Transfer of the Year” but for England fans it was slightly disconcerting. Saturday was a crucial Euro 2012 Qualifier with Switzerland, Rooney may well have been suspended for the match, but surely England’s star striker would attend?
Certainly not, maybe the England national team is not quite “worth it.”
Bendtner Bonanza
It takes some courage to play in a team that contained strikers of the ilk of Thierry Henry and Emmanuel Adebayor, and now contains Robin Van Persie and Andrey Arshavin and declare that “I ought to be playing each and every week.”
It takes even far more self assurance to announce to a planet that boasts Carlos Tevez, Cristiano Ronaldo, David Villa and numerous a lot more that “I am 1 of the greatest strikers in the world” and then in the last minute against Barca, fluff a one on one that would have knocked the eventual champions out.
Nicklas Bendtner, nevertheless, is not just a typical striker. The Dane who wears number 52 and occasionally sports pink boots, looks set to spark a bidding war that might spiral out of control and from all sense of normality.
With a beginning cost of £12 Million and with a variety of clubs which includes German giants, Bayern Munich interested, the Bendtner Transfer bonanza looks set to have us all laughing at the price, as lengthy as he doesn’t end up at our club!
Mark Hughes Personal “Silly Week”
As manager of Manchester City, Hughes had every thing he could wish for, a fantastic stadium, a good squad and an unlimited quantity of spending money, however, he managed to mess it all up. Hughes burnt millions of pounds on average players and then chocolate coated it all by not winning football matches, he was rightly sacked, ironically soon after winning a match.
Hughes eventually found one more job, at a club had been expectations are low and the number of house fans is even lower, Fulham FC. The Welshman performed a solid job, but looking the huge time: a vacant post at Aston Villa, he was advised to hand in his notice.
Two weeks later Fulham have replaced him with Martin Jol, whilst Villa are attempting their very best to appoint anybody but Hughes. Added to this they are in the method of selling their prize assets Ashley Young and Stuart Downing. Consequently need to Hughes get the job, he will be taking on a squad devoid of top class talent.
There is some solace for Hughes, however, in the form of lumber centre back, Richard Dunne, the when captain of Man City who he sold to Villa.
Spurs new Sponsor rumours
It appears that Tottenham have gone to Sponsorship Plan B for the 2011/2012 season. The north London club who failed to return to the Champions League will have to perform some belt tightening and club Supremo Daniel Levy has set in motion a master plan.
Jose Mourhino claimed that Barcelona’s European success is due to their being sponsored by UNICEF Levy is hoping to jump in on this charity bandwagon and is confident that his proposed signings of Brad Friedel, Joe Cole and any number of veteran strikers will help Spurs secure the sponsorship of Age Concern.
Spurs manager, Harry Redknapp, has hinted that injury prone stars Jonathan Woodgate and Ledley King may possibly well remain, this news will only add credence to Spurs’ Age Concern dreams.
Chelsea Directors Brain Wave
It may well be the “Silly Season” but it appears that some of the Chelsea directors have had a brain wave. Roman Abramovich, the man who has bank rolled Chelsea into the force they are today, is renowned for removing managers prematurely. Mourhino, Luiz Felipe Scolari and Carlo Ancelotti have all had their contracts terminated early and it has price the club dearly in compensation.
Therefore the financial directors have come up with the slogan “No Blue on Blue Firing.” It seems over lunch they had the concept to appoint a manager that Ambramovich would in no way sack. With no close family and having already fired one wife, his new girlfriend was deemed unsuitable. The Chelsea leading dogs therefore they moved for long time friend and the man by whom Roman judges all other managers, Guus Hiddink.
The Chelsea board are hoping that this appointment will last longer that the rest and have their fingers crossed that Avram “Annual Relegation” Grant is barred from entering the stadium.
If you happen to read or hear any other “Silly Season” news please feel no cost to post it, right after all when there is no football there can only be speculation.
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